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[21 Oct 2008|11:54am] |
So, I haven't been on this thing for quite sometime. Seems like nobody uses it anymore. More or less of a reason to start I guess.
I'm in the lab waiting for some test tubes to be autoclaved/heat flashed and I'm contemplating life here. I work in the lab for free, because I'm just a huge slut like that. I'm also in the middle of doing my secondary applications for medical school (which I'm way behind; I have 10 to do thats due in about 10 days). My grandmother who basically raised me and my sisters during our earlier years is getting sick and weaker. The economy sucks. The presidential election seems like shit for either side in my opinion. Gas prices are ridiculous like always. I'm training to run in a marathon in May, but can't get up in the morning to jog. Oh, yeah, and I got hit by a SUV in a parking lot.
Then I started thinking of happier times, of sweeter smiles and brighter days. But shit, son!
Thats the past and this is now. Look away twice and get smacked four times. "What did the five fingers say to the face? 'Smack, bitch!'"
And now, I need to grab my stuff from the autoclave machine.
Good times.
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[02 Jul 2008|07:22pm] |
Got some time on my hands and can't keep my mind off it. Goddamn it...
Need to grow a pair...
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[31 Mar 2008|01:00am] |
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shut up and smile...
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| A way with words |
[11 Jan 2008|01:41am] |
Everything moves and passes, builds up and collapses. And I'm still standing in the same spot where I've always been...wishing I could've done more.
and she says, "Shut up, emo kid."
So, I roll my sleeves up...
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[06 Nov 2007|11:44pm] |
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I GOT PWNED!
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[30 Aug 2007|07:47pm] |
So,
the time has come, when we have to fail....
Shit....
Saturday, 9 to 12...
I can already see the results.
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| Food Poisoning and Video games and video game nostalgia... |
[17 Aug 2007|02:34pm] |
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So, I'm sitting on my bed this past Monday, and I thought I'd ask how my stomach is doing:
Me: Hey stomach, whats up?
Stomach: Food Poisoning, YES!
Me: What? I feel fine...*starts to feel it* oh jesus....
Yeah, so I didn't go to practice this week, nor take the gf out to dinner. In matter of fact, we turned the car around when it started getting worse, haha.
Games for the summer:
1)Overlord (xbox 360/PC)
I've been playing this game called "overlord" for the xbox 360/PC. It has to be one of my favorite games now. You play as an "overlord" and you control with you a bunch of little gremlins, and you basically go around pillaging villages, jacking shit, burning the peasants, and killing shit. Depending on how you want to play, you can play as a merciful overlord by protecting the peasants and helping others. Or you can play as the badass and give everyone the finger as you burn their shit down to the ground. There are only a few bad things about the game: 1) there is no map 2) not enough weapons and 3) I hear that there are problems with saving and loading some games.
Bottom line: Go play it.
2) We Love Katamari (ps2)
In this game you play as a weird little thing with legs and stuff, and basically you roll a small ball over items which increase the oversize of you ball. It gets so big that you can roll over people, dogs, cats, cars, trains, trees, buildings, cities, landmasses, and clouds. Yeah, you can't help but to run over the old lady trying to cross the street.
3) Street Fighter 3rd Strike (PS2,xbox,Arcade)
Yeah, been playing this for a while, until recently I sort of stopped playing. Too many assholes in UCLA, just gets boring and annoying.
4) Gears of War(Xbox 360)
Wow, just freaking wow. Joe Lewis and I beat that shit in one night. Then afterwards we were like "So, what else is do we have to play?" Too short.
5)Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Nintendo DS)
Yeah, pretty awesome. You play a lawyer...
6)Final Fight 3 (Super Nintendo)
Best beat'em game, where you side scroll and beat the crap out of punk ass hippies who don't contribute anything to society.
Also, I've started becoming obsessed with old 16-bit and neogeo video games. I've been trying to figure out how to get some of the emulators to work with my controller on my computer. No luck so far for the n00b. Neo geo is the system and developer for some of the games like meta slug and king of fighters. The funny thing is that system still ran on a cartridge, while ps2 started to come out. There is Neo Geo CD, but not that many games. And I believe the system still cost like 400-500 dollars around when ps1 was out. I think the bid online for the system goes anywhere from 500 to 700 now.
The cool thing is for an old Super Nintendo system, my sister and I found one for 30 bucks, plus 2 controllers and any two games. So that was a good deal. Anyways, I've been sidetracked way too long...
So my little sis is moving out too over by santa monica so it would be easier for her to go to santa monica community college. I'm a little annoyed about that, because she's not even 18 yet.
My mom got a raise from her new job already, and it makes me wish that I should've strive for a different profession involving art and design.
Gloria has a new apartment in SD. I feel bad for whoever her room mate is, because Gloria snores like a beast.
My Dad is gonna feel a little alone, now that all his kids are leaving. But I guess it can't be helped.
The room mates are doing alright.
The gf is doing alright I suppose.
The food poisoning, however, still persists, as it tells me to take another watery shit.
How are you guys doing?
I'm sitting on my ass in front of the computer at research. I can't help but think about everyone being so far away...while I'm left here with a burning anus...
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| early morning argument with the body parts again... |
[05 Aug 2007|05:05am] |
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Brain: "So, what are you going to do since all of your plans are falling through?"
Me: "I don't know, brain"
Brain: "Well, you should really figure it out soon because you need to start working out your future, career, family, life...blah blah blah...and not to mention all of the people you've really pissed off so far..."
Me: "I already know that...I'm trying to think...shut up"
Brain: "Then why don't you do something about it, sherlock?"
Me: "Shut up, brain..."
Stomach: "Hey, how about you two pussies shut the hell up, and feed me! How a bout a taco or something?"
Me: "Stay out of this stomach! I'm under a lot of pressure and stress right now, and I don't need for you to..."
Penis: "Speaking of tacos, when is the last time you've been laid, John?..."
Me: ...
These are the internal struggles I have within me...literally...
Sometimes you gotta punch yourself in the face, gut, and nuts to see things straight...
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[23 Jul 2007|04:47pm] |
left roundhouse->right roundhouse->left right double kick-> right tornado kick->shuffle back->left back spin kick-> right foot 540....
I dreamed that I could do this last night. Then I woke up with back pain...
good times.
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[17 Jul 2007|08:56pm] |
Alright, so my phones been retarded for the past week, and I guess I wasn't getting any of my voicemails until a week later. So I hear from my Professor that she needs to ask me something important about my data. So I'm like fuck. And apparently I also messed up on my data, so I'm like cluster fuck. She probably thinks I'm an incompetent moron now. She probably won't even acknowledge me in her abstract. that bitch....
Other than that, I'm still studying and kicking hard. How you bitches doing?
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[09 Jul 2007|05:51pm] |
Alright, here's a story to brighten your days: So a couple of weeks ago, I had to go home to take care of some errands for my father with his new paint business he's starting up. As I drive threw the first gate, I saw a patrol car down the street parked on the side. This is probably because people in this neighborhood are bitching about enforcing the speeding laws and what not shit. So, I'm thinking, "Alright, let's take it nice and easy" and drive past the patrol car and turn into the next street. About 5 or 10 seconds later, who do I see in my rear view mirror? That fucking cop. So I'm like "wtf, mate?" He pulls me over and asks "License and Registration." I ask "what seems to be the problem, officer?" He responds "You're missing a front license plate." I'm sitting there thinking, ".....whaaaa?" I find out later that night that my dad took off my front license plate the weekend before to change the plastic guard for it and didn't put it back on...and I'm a big enough dumbass for not noticing it. The officer tells me "Don't worry. It wont be a big fine. You just gotta proof of your license plate by your court date." I'm like "Goddamn it"
Thats only half the fucking story. Last night after having dinner with my sister, I grab some mail and find out the fine they sent me for that small problem from the weeks before.
A WOMPING $757.02!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT LYING COCKSUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
I call the court and ask about the officer who gave me the ticket. And they couldn't find that information at that time. way to fucking duck and cover....fuckers...
And also, what kind of a fucking fine ends with 2 fucking cents?...
*sigh* good times.
Break it hard and break it fast...
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[18 May 2007|01:44am] |
So, spring quarter is about to end...in like 3 or 4 weeks. I have my black belt testing in week 10, that I'll probably fail. I haven't been to practice in like 1.5 weeks. Been trying to get another research position with one of the cognitive psych doctors. A pile of dirty laundry has been building up for a couple of weeks. The little sis graduates the 14th of June. I still have to work with my psycho research doctor this summer, so I can get my damn name published in one of the abstracts (she probably said that she would just to keep me as a work slave). I need to start studying for the mcats again, because I'm going to finally take them in august. Oh, I might go fight at the Stanford Opening this weekend, but probably not. I might go to Nevada to see an old friend. I haven't shaved in 3 weeks. Oh, and I blacked out in the hallway of my apartment after coming back from class...went to the doctor's and yadadada. I also messed up my right kneed during sparring. Sawtelle has this awesome place called "Furiabo" which is a Japanese restaurant owned by a black guy; the main thing they're known for is the fried chicken...Tomorrow, there's the end of the year TKD club banquet; we're all going to Dave and Busters. The old gf decided to live across me next year, which probably equally bad and good. I heard thumping noises in the middle of the night when I slept over at my gf's place; I think Emma lives above us, so Brian, watch it and know whats up. Still chilling with Joe Lewis whenever I have the time. We went to go watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show, and wow, fucked up people. Yoshinoya is open 24 hours. Same with Jack in the Crack. I haven't been to the arcade in quite awhile, I don't know why. I went, and the guys there are annoying and idiotic; then I remembered that that was why I stopped going. Now the only game I play is desktoptowerdefence.
and yeah.
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[10 May 2007|03:24am] |
Sometimes I think to myself "Holycrap, it's been about 4 years that highschool was over. But why do I still want those days back?"
Then a whole other part of my brain tells me: "It's cuz you're a big fat pussy. Shut up, and suck up, you bitch ass ho."
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Yeah.
Time to share: for the longest time, I've been thinking about adopting a kid when I get old enough. Why? Well, I don't I'll get married. I don't think I want to get married. If I do, its probably blackmail. And why not? Some of might be thinking, "But John, you never know..." Yeah, but better not risk it. "But John, I'm sure you'll find the right somebody someday.." and I'd respond: "fairy-tale bullshit, moving on.."
Been getting random calls and errands in the middle of the night, so feeling like shit in the morning when I go running. dhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Random in madam
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[28 Apr 2007|03:39am] |
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bruin rumble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[13 Apr 2007|04:32pm] |
UCLA Tae Kwon Do was on the Today Show for a little bit. Good times.
Did I go? no. I slept instead.
Sparring tonight, projects to do, beatings to give, beatings to take, then maybe a movie solo style, cuz I don't think anyone else wants to watch the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie.
... even if I'm right or not about it coming out today.
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[11 Apr 2007|03:13pm] |
UCLA's Tae Kwon Do team placed 3rd place in nationals. Good stuff...
First crazy graded class I'm taking: 30 percent midterm,...70 percent final....
w t f
It's over
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[06 Apr 2007|12:03am] |
For all of the regrets, suck it dry....
For all of the mistakes, suck it dry....
For all of the trampled dreams, suck it dry....
I hope all of you are doing well...
....suck it dry.
Up top for the people.
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| So, alright |
[14 Mar 2007|02:54am] |
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Let's see:
A couple of weeks ago, we had our first Bruin Rumble of 2007. Good stuff. I almost got kicked in the face, like probably a couple of inches lucky. But other than that, I really didn't get tagged, which is contrary to my previous expectations: getting my ass handed back to me on a silver plate...half eaten....or something, I don't know. But I really didn't hit back too much, because last time someone sprained something due to my inability to use control or some shit.
The MCATs are coming up in less then a month. It does not look too good at all. I might be taking an year off or something.
The gf is leaving the country during finals week and spring break, which I don't mind because I'll be studying (or attempting to study) my ass off for the test. What bothers me is that she doesn't have a visa, so I'm scared the motherland of Russia and the dickweeds at LAX won't let her back in to the states. Hopefully, it'll be alright. If not, I'll just think of it this way: "meh, Russia is basically on the same continent as S. Korea. I can get there...just need to cross over that heavily fortified little area I like to call the DMZ, through a country led by little mad man in North Korea, pass over another heavily fortified border of China, and try to get to Moscow through probably tens and thousands of miles of terrain which has about 0.5 people per square mile." Hmmmm...yeahhhh...
Apparently, Russia's population, in contrast to most other countries, is declining. So, when thing's get too crowded everywhere else, let's hit up Russia...and drink vodka...even though it tastes like shit in my opinion.
Good beatings to all, and to all a good night...
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[23 Feb 2007|05:12pm] |
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Alright, after two and a half hours of deliberation, this is what my group came up for the group oral skit project that we are to film:
Jack Bower wakes up in the morning from a nightmare of being separated from his long lost brother. He gets ready for work, then suddenly his boss calls him to tell him about terrorist bombings. A terrorist bombs hospitals and clinics because the doctors treating his sister could not cure her leukemia. The sister finds out and tips off Jack Bower. Jack freaks out and tries to contact his wife who is also a doctor working at a hospital. Jack gets there too late, and the hospital blows up. But the wife is still alive, she just has her arms blown off. Jack gets sad. Jack gets angry. Jack hunts down the terrorist in a dramatic confrontation. Jack shoots terrorist. Jack hurries off to wife. Jack makes a sacrifice and gives wife his own arms. Terrorist is not dead. Terrorist is actually Jack's long lost brother. Jack is armless.
There are 4 people in my group. 3 out of the 4 people support this storyline. 3 of the 4 people are on crystal meth. John is not one of these 3 people....or is he?...wait...no...he's not.
My lord, I can only imagine how bad of a shit-fest this is going to be. This also makes me wonder of competence and sensibility of 3/4 of the entire campus.
Way to go, OO-CU-LA!
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